When I wake up with morning wood I have to kneel on my left knee and raise my hip to aim it into the toilet. Many times I awoke and had to keep lying in bed with my bladder aching until my boner would go down enough to piss without hitting the walls. Then I'd race to the bathroom so I wouldn't dribble piss on the carpet, I was so full. And at the urinals I might spray my neighbor in gym class showers having seen all the babi boners in there!!!! OMG.